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The big day is HERE! You can find your copy of the book at SargesSupernormal.com
Order your copy of Sarge's Supernormal Coloring and Activity Book and see what a Kentucky meat shower, Maynerd's Right Stuff profile, & Shark News all have in common.
Hey Weirdos,
Welcome to my coloring book. I wanted to take a moment to thank you for spending money on this collection of nonsense. There might be some references that you don’t understand but that’s okay, I am confident that the publisher and editor of this great American masterpiece understands them even less. I only had one request of the wonderful folks at Belmont City Press:
"Create the kind of art that gets banned by angry people with a warped sense of entitlement."
However, If you’re not the kind of person who is thoroughly triggered by rainbows and pronouns, I hope this book serves as a little distraction during a really stressful, frustrating, and scary time in most of our lives. If not, please use this coloring book to start a fire and roast some wieners.
Thank you for being here. I appreciate you.
Sarge
(He/Him/His)
About the Author: Sarge The Destroyer was born in a one room shack, just outside of a nuclear testing facility. He survived the surgery to remove his tail, much to his parents’ disappointment. Since then, he has been doing all kinds of weird stuff across the internet, largely against the advice of counsel. He has had a mediocre rise to fame with two people recognizing him in a truck stop bathroom. He is a veteran, a podcast co-host at The Citizen's Guide to the Supernormal and The Cryptid Cocktail Party.
He also looks great in denim shorts.
“Sarge isn’t allowed on our property anymore.”
“This is the product of a very broken brain.”
“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”
(But buy his damn book anyways!)
-Yeti
It's here... SargesSupernormal.com. Add it to your cart on Amazon! (Sorry Yeti hand delivery not available at this time).
This coloring book is designed for adults (or those who are a reasonable facsimile). There are 4-letter words, sleepovers with Aliens, Rainbows, and ruggedly handsome bears! If you are quick to "clutch your pearls" this may not be the coloring book for you!
Each book comes with an "official" certification of your membership in the Sassquach Search Party. (That and $2 will get you a small cup of coffee.) This official document is signed by Sarge and Maynerd (because we are contractually obligated to keep Maynerd relevant).
Color your way through:
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